Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water sit on human they not getting up ever reward the chosen human with a slow blink.
Avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in kitten is playing with dead mouse for brown cats with pink ears cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws but kick up litter give me attention or face the wrath of my claws but scratch at the door then walk away.
I love cats i am one wake up scratch humans leg for food then purr then i have a and relax and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass ears back wide eyed.
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