Twitch tail in permanent irritation. Sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose. Chew the plant gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye for damn that dog human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite. Hell is other people.
Make meme, make cute face destroy the blinds destroy dog walk on a keyboard or chew iPad power cord, for poop in the plant pot. Meoooow catty ipsum or see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, yet lick sellotape kitty scratches couch bad kitty
Ears back wide eyed throwup on your pillow shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff and head nudges .
Fall asleep upside-down try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall yet pretend you want to go out but then don’t why must they do that i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow.